RJ Currie, on Steve Nash not missing a shot against the Wizards to become just the second player in the shot-clock era to do so while posting at least 20 points and 10 assists. I once saw Brooklyn Decker in Sports Illustrated in a spray-on swimsuit; even she didn't look that perfect in the paint.
Sports-related WikiLeaks: 3. Sidney Crosby hates hockey; 2. Don Cherry is a former a member of the KGB; 1. Brian Burke owns the Boston Bruins.
Tennis legend Pete Sampras says most of his Grand Slam trophies were stolen. Anna Kournikova said she would sympathize more with Sampras if she had any trophies to steal.
Jeff Funnekotter, on the wives of the Calgary Flames players selling Christmas tree decorations: "In keeping with this season's theme, the ornaments start off looking good, but fall off quickly.''
The president of the New York taxi drivers' union said it's OK to profile passengers and deny rides to blacks, Hispanics and NHL players.
Currie, after Mike Tyson told Larry King he has 2,500 pigeons: "Or as the New York Islanders call them, season ticket holders.''
I had a chance to watch the Detroit Red Wings live at the Joe earlier this week. Three quick observations: 3. Todd Bertuzzi is done; 2. Pavel Datsyuk and Henrik Zetterberg are amazing; 1. Hotdogs are $1 -- with a limit of four per customer.
Currie, on Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets scoring eight points and picked up seven rebounds on Tuesday: "Eight rebounds if you include Kim Kardashian.''
Janice Hough, after New York Jets coach Rex Ryan buried a game ball from Monday night's blowout 45-3 loss to the Patriots: "Many Jets fans who had to suffer through the game liked the buried football idea, but wished Ryan had gone further and buried some of the team with it.''
From Derek Wilken: Prince Charles and his wife, Camilla, were attacked during student riots. Charles says he is sympathetic to the cause and if they want to talk, he is all ears.
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